Season 3 Episode 5 "Sacrifice"

• The LAPD calls upon the NCIS team when a raid links a Mexican drug cartel to a wanted terrorist. Meanwhile, Sam's most prized possession is stolen.
  - Written by CBS Publicity (From IMDB.com)

Merrie: BOOM!

NCISLARewatch: I think COD's stunt double is one of the SWAT guys.

Merrie: And they are all, dun, dun, dun... DEAD!

Merrie:  Isn't that Eric Linden???

NCISLARewatch: Yep



Sam: Where's Charlene.

Merrie: AHHHH CHARLENE!!!!!

G. Callen: Charlene is a 1970 Challenger Sam's been restoring for the last 10 years. It was stolen last night.

Kensi Blye: Oh that's horrible.

G. Callen: Yeah, big guy's heart broken. He was up all night questioning everyone in a 2 mile radius of the storage unit. Working on that car was Sam's therapeutic refuge. Honestly, I don't think he ever wanted to finish it.

Kensi Blye: Car like that is either in a chop shop, or being driven really hard south of the border. That's not good.

Deeks: [standing up] Okay, it's just a car. He's got insurance, right?

NCISLARewatch: Just a CAR?!?!

Kensi Blye: Uh uh. Uh uh. V-8 magnum, 4 barrel carb with duel exhaust is not just a car.

Marty Deeks: Takes up hours of your time. You spend more cash than the car's actually worth and for what exactly?

Kensi Blye: What kind of man are you? I'm going to see if Sam's okay.

Kensi Blye: Maybe later.

Merrie: LOL Maybe later... A lot later Kensi...

NCISLARewatch: Ah Hetty using the Jag card again.

Merrie: Yeah she's got that card to use for a long time!!! LOL

NCISLARewatch: me too!
NCISLARewatch: Oh crap Sam!!



Sam and G at the Boatshed.....
Duncan: Oh, Agent Hanna, LAPD's doing everything we can to find your car.
Callen: I'm just trying to ease your grief.

Merrie: DENIAL! it's he first stage...

Sam: I'm not grieving. I'm pissed.

Callen: Denial is the first stage. That's natural
Sam: This is me naturally ignoring you.

Sam and G at the hotel.....
Sam: Whoever stole Charlene better hope LAPD catches them before I do.

NCISLARewatch:  Anger! Stage 2

Callen: You don't mean that.
Sam: Yeah, I do.
*They get out of the car*
Callen: Stage two
Sam: What?
Callen: Anger. It's the second stage of grief.
Sam: I'm not grieving, I just want my car back.
Callen: Hopefully it was just a couple of joy riders and the LAPD will pick them up.
Sam: Since when do joy riders have a diamond-tip drill and plasma cutters?
Callen: That's a good point.

Meanwhile back in Ops....
Nell Jones: If it's on the road, it'll show up. I mean you can't hide from Kaleidoscope... You have started a Kaleidoscope search.

Eric Beale: Not exactly. I plugged into the LAPD database. As soon as the car is found, I will get an alert.

Merrie: Eric, you can find that Jeep, but you can't find my Challenger???

Nell Jones: You're right. That's not exactly a Kaleidoscope search. So... what are we waiting for?

Eric Beale: We?

Nell Jones: You.

Eric Beale: Hetty told Sam no use of Federal resources for personal matters.

Nell Jones: Is this the same rebel Eric Beale who completed Level 5 of Warrior Quest on the big screen in Ops? The same rebel who dared to eat Oreo cookies in Ops without a napkin. The same rebel who broke the Internet.

NCISLARewatch: Darth Nell!!!!

Merrie: The same rebel... who broke the internet???LOL DARTH NELL!!!

Eric Beale: But it's Hetty.

Nell Jones: But it's Sam.

Eric Beale: I feel like I'm caught between a rock and a hard place.

Nell Jones: Mmm... you are.

Eric Beale: While Hetty scare me intellectually. I fear Sam on a more physically visceral level... All right, Beale, let's do this!

NCISLARewatch: Deeks she is going to kill you!!!

Merrie: OH I hate this fighting seen!!! Its SOOOOO bad!!!

Merrie:Kensi... walk it off!!! LOL

Merrie:From Mexico!!! Come on Deeks...

Merrie:Her accent sound fake... what do you think?

Merrie:Draw in the claws!!! Oh Deeks!

NCISLARewatch: One cat fight a day is plenty....thank you for your cooperation....

NCISLARewatch: LOL!

Merrie: You're out of your mind!!! Ahahhahahaa!

NCISLARewatch: it does sound fake and it doesn't help with the over acting
Merrie: LOL no it doesn't. I think my accent would have sounded more believable even with my blonde hair and blue eyes.



Sam: Eric, tell me you're at least looking for my car.
Eric: I...yeah. I'm....you know, I have actually got a really promising lead, so I'll just keep you in the loop.

NCISLARewatch: Eric don't lie to Sam!!!

Sam Hanna: I promise if I get her back, I use a bigger lock - no - better security system... Maybe a guard dog.

G. Callen: Your bargaining. That's Stage 3.

Sam Hanna: Last I checked Nate was out in the field.

G. Callen: Just saying, I know how much Charlene meant to you.

Merrie: Did Deeks just say Meow??? LOL

NCISLARewatch: yep!

Deeks: What's with the pinata?
Carlos: It's for my nephew's birthday.
Deeks: Nephew huh?

Merrie: Oh Deeks... it was just a pinata!

NCISLARewatch: Good GOD they shoot a lot!

Merrie: You are on the streets of LA and you are supposed to be under the radar... could you maybe keep the shooting to a minimum???

G. Callen: You good?

Sam Hanna: Why do you ask?

G. Callen: So far, you've done a car, a gun and I believe that's a dead body. Amazing detail.

Sam Hanna: I'm good.

NCISLARewatch: TOOTSIE POPS!!!!! TOOTSIE POPS!!!!! TOOTSIE POPS!!!!!

NCISLARewatch: I love that WTF?!?!? look from Callen.

Merrie: I LOVE the origami in this one!!!

G. Callen: It's okay to be depressed.

Sam Hanna: I'm not depressed.

G. Callen: You will be. Stage 4.

Merrie and NCISLARewatch: Stage 4 Depression!!!

Sam Hanna: Look, I'm not depressed, bargaining, angry, or in denial. But I *am* getting a little irritated.

G. Callen: Are you hungry?

Sam Hanna: Hunger's not a stage.

G. Callen: It's true. But loss of appetite is a sign of depression.

Sam Hanna: Keep it up.

NCISLARewatch: I have to get out the origami books at the crazy place

Kensi Blye: Federal Agents. Stop!

Marty Deeks: STOP!

Sam Hanna: Like she said. Federal Agents. Stop!

Marty Deeks: Why don't they ever stop? It *amazes* me that they never stop.

Callen: So who are you really?

Man: CIA

Callen: Oh, so now you're the CIA?

Sam: What's next? Jedi Knights?

Merrie: I love this scene!!! What's next Jedi Knights

NCISLARewatch: Jedi Knights LOL!

NCISLARewatch:Trying to decide if Callen looks good in purple....

NCISLARewatch:Better than maroon. UGH

Merrie: not that color purple... he needs to wear jewel tones, like me... I look washed out in pastels or muted colors.

NCISLARewatch: This is why I left the CIA. PAH!

Merrie: They lost a freaking Reaper Drone to Al Quida!!! Dip shits!!!

NCISLARewatch: Oh great Ava's back.

NCISLARewatch: Not what it looks like?

Merrie: Wow, there really isn't much to say about this episode...

(crickets)

NCISLARewatch:: LOL!!!

Merrie: Your love connection!!!

NCISLARewatch: Deeks your love connection is going to get us killed!

NCISLARewatch Hubby: bang bang

Merrie: OMG! Shut up!!!

NCISLARewatch: wait that guy is still alive????

Merrie Hubby: Just kill him. He wants you to kill him. You kill everyone else.

Eva: No
Deeks: Eva
Eva: No. No. For my people, for Luis, my brother Antonio they deserved mercy!
*Deeks takes gun away from her*
Deeks: I got it. I got it. It's okay.
*Eva sobbing*

NCISLARewatch: Over acting 101

Merrie: OMG woman!!! learn how to act!!!

Merrie: EWWWW, Deeks go take a bath!!! She's dirty!!!

NCISLARewatch: I don't like Ava.

NCISLARewatch:  IIIICCCCKKKKKKKK!!!!!

NCISLARewatch: Uh-oh.

*Eva kisses Deeks on the cheek*

Merrie: GROSSSSSSS! Deeks WASH YOUR FACE!!!!

Eric and Nell find the car.....
Eric Beale: Who's going to tell Sam?

Nell Jones: Technically he asked you to find it.

NCISLARewatch: Oh Charline..... :(

Eric Beale: It was your motivational speech that got us out here in the first place. Maybe it's a sign.

Nell Jones: What? That we both tell him?

Eric Beale: No. that neither of us tell him.

Nell Jones: Ooo.

Eric Beale: I mean, no good can come from this, Nell.

Nell Jones: All right, what he doesn't know can't hurt him.

Eric Beale: Agreed... We never saw this.

Nell Jones: Saw what?

NCISLARewatch:  Darth Nell!

Sam Hanna: It's just a car. It hurts. But it's not the end of the world.

G. Callen: Fifth Stage. Acceptance.

Sam Hanna: Yeah, right.

Henrietta 'Hetty' Lange: Delivery for Mr. Hanna. Outside.

NCISLARewatch: Stage 5 Acceptance!

Merrie: LOVE THIS PART!!!

Merrie: With a copious amount of potential! LOL Good cover Deeks. Well there's no chance that anybody will steal that!!

NCISLARewatch: yes she was Kensi.

Kensi Blye: So I guess you think I owe you an apology.

Marty Deeks: For what?

Kensi Blye: For Eva.

Marty Deeks: Oh.

Kensi Blye: She wasn't entirely that bad. And I suppose there was some modicum of attraction on her part albiet trauma induced with a little...

Marty Deeks: Shh.

Marty Deeks: You had me at hel-

Marty Deeks: Okay! Partners. Partners. Partners. Let go. Partners. Partners. You - you can let...

Kensi Blye: Walk it off.

NCISLARewatch: LOL!!!!

Merrie: Okay that was the best part!!! LOL
NCISLARewatchHubby: HOO WEE!!!!