When a Navy ID is found on a dead body tied to a hazardous material smuggling case, NCIS is granted permission to investigate in Mexico and asked to help locate the missing materials.
- Written by CBS Publicity (From IMDB.com)
Merrie: Oh wait is this the red boots guy???
Merrie: AND JAIME!!!
NCISLARewatch: That's right!
NCISLARewatch:Yeah don't get too excited dude
NCISLARewatch:and he's dead
NCISLARewatch: Red boots
NCISLARewatch:and the dancing
Merrie: no... he's STOMPING ON YOUR FOOT
NCISLARewatch:He did that on purpose! He STOMPED on his foot
SAM: Maybe Kensi should lead.
CALLEN: Isn't that what she's doing?
HETTY: Really? I would love to teach the two of you the traditional Viennese Waltz, with each other as partners.
SAM: She's kidding.
CALLEN: No, she's not.
NCISLARewatch:She's not JOKING!!!!
NCISLARewatchHubby: Well she's been trying to get those two together for awhile.
HETTY: Agent Hanna, take your partner by the waist, back straight. Do I need to repeat myself?
SAM: Hetty, you...
Merrie: Come on Sam, wrap your arms around G! LOL
Sam, Callen, Deeks and Kensi go to Mexico to look at the crime scene.....
SAM: We're looking for a wooden box roughly foot-and-a-half long, a foot wide, about six inches high. (to Ramirez) ¿Sus hombres han vistos una caja de este tamano? [Have your men seen a box, this size?]
NCISLARewatch: And it's pick on Deeks now
DEEKS: Okay, you know how I don't do well over 100 degrees. I get xerosis.
CALLEN: Deeks, that sounds like an STD.
DEEKS: No, no, not an STD. It's dry and scaly skin.
KENSI: Like a lizard.
SAM: Lizards love the desert.
DEEKS (to Ramirez): You don't have any sunscreen, do you? Preferably something with, like, a moisturizer, hypo-allergenic.
Sam and Callen question Brandon's wife at the boathouse.....
Merrie: Okay, what's UA?Never mind... Wikipedia came through again... Unauthorized absence.
NCISLARewatch: Left without permission
WOMAN: We had no money. And... I'm pregnant again.
NCISLARewatch:Of course she is pregnant.
WOMAN: So, he said we'd never have to work another day in our lives.
CALLEN: For bringing one box into the country?
He said he wanted me to be ready to leave town and not tell anybody
where I was going. Knowing Brandon, I think he was going to steal the
box when he crossed the border.
SAM: Do you know what was in it?
WOMAN: Everything we'd ever want. All our dreams.
SAM: You want to share?
WOMAN: The box was filled with gold.
Meanwhile back in Mexico.....
KENSI: Okay, this area, Deeks, is the United States of America.
DEEKS: What? We're in America?
KENSI: Yes! That's why they stopped following us. The border's right back there.
DEEKS: Oh, well, that's fantastic news.
NCISLARewatch:You're in the US!
Merrie: What? We're in America? LOL Oh Deeks, you need a GPS!!!
NCISLARewatch:Hubby: Is that a pig? She has a thing for Deeks?
Merrie: Is that like a cop thing? LOL
Sam and Callen talk to Nell about the "Gold"......
Merrie: Nell's flowers! LOL
NCISLARewatch:Yeah moving them to the other side is NOT going to hide themit just makes ERIC notice them.
Merrie: LOL Loved Callen's face right there! ERIC!
ERIC: Happy birthday.
NELL: Not my birthday.
ERIC: I actually knew that. Uh, so the flowers are for...?
NELL: No occasion.
ERIC: So somebody sent you flowers just... because.
ERIC: So somebody did send them.
NELL: No, they just grew there.
NELL: Why are you so surprised that somebody would send me flowers?
ERIC: I'm actually not surprised. At all...
NCISLARewatch: No they just grew there. HA!
Merrie: That is totally something I would say!!! Ahahaaha!
Sam and Callen go to the garage, questioning doesn't get them anywhere, they go to leave and.....
NCISLARewatchHubby: and the murder begins
MAN: Excuse me. Little help here.
[A man is stuck under a car.]
SAM: What's your name?
MAN: Jaime. I don't got a gun.
CALEN: You okay?
JAIME: I'm great. I just can't breathe. You don't realize how heavy a car is until you're under it, huh?
CALLEN: Yeah, I guess not.
Merrie: hehehe, yeah there is almost never anyone left alive.
JAIME: I still owe you guys?
CALLEN: Jaime, we saved your life.
SAM: That's a big debt to pay.
NCISLARewatch:Yeah you owe them
Merrie: Don't think of us as cops, think of us as they guys that just saved your life.
NCISLARewatch: We're your biggest fans. What's in the box?
NCISLARewatch:Jamie I don't want you to hurt yourself.
Sam and G take Jamie to the Boatshed and question him. He tells them about Red Boots guy.....
JAMIE: That's it. Badass, right?
SAM: Badass as Matthew Broderick.
JAIME: Who's Matthew Broderick?
SAM: A badass.
Merrie: Bad ass as Matthew Brodrick??? WTF does that mean???
NCISLARewatch: You know they NEVER show him actually get him out of there.
NCISLARewatchHubby: they locked him in? They are mean.
NCISLARewatch:Okay we need to put the following on the drinking game...
NCISLARewatch:ERIC GIVE PUPPY DOG EYES TO NELL
Merrie: Ahahahaha! Yes!!!
Sam, G, Kensi and Deeks go to Red Boots Guy's penthouse....
NCISLARewatch:Sam: I got a body
Merrie: He's dead... Ya think????
NCISLARewatchHubby: He SNORTED radioactive dust? who does that?
Merrie: Apparently he does, but in his defense he thought it was brown heroin
NCISLARewatchHubby: This episode is absurd. They only smart one is the guy they left at the boat house.
Sam and G go to look at the surveillancetapes and while Kensi and Deeks stay at the penthouse....
Are you digging the art in this place as much as I am? I mean, it's
bold, and it's cool. I mean, why isn't there more cool art, you know?
Oh, there's another one. I want to show you this one. I want to show you
Merrie: I LOVE KENSI'S LOOK WHEN DEEKS JUST KEEPS WALKING!!!
NCISLARewatch: I know.
DEEKS: This is my favorite 'cause it's the perfect combination of girls and guns.
DEEKS: Let me make this perfectly clear: If you harm her, this is going to be your last day on earth.
SAM: Michael and I have been working undercover in Sudan on the CIA task force for over a year.
It's not brown heroin the box has uranium....
Meanwhile back at Ops.....
NCISLARewatch: Eric why do you have a flower?
Merrie: Did you have a surgical procedure in the last hour??? LOL
NCISLARewatch: Nell why would you....Okay if you like flowers fine. I would prefer CHOCOLATE! but what ever
Eric took the flower from Hetty's desk.....
NCISLARewatch: Eric...you did WHAT?!?!?!
NCISLARewatch:Eric you are DEAD!!!
Sam and Michael talk over at the boatshed....
NCISLARewatch: Wait they're upstairs.
They find out that the others made an RDD (Radiation Dispersal Device) with the air conditioners and look for the others involved.
Merrie: Kensi did he even raise the gun???
NCISLARewatch: a little.
NCISLARewatch: wait...They said freeze and the man did. He's not shot!
The RDD is at the Convention Center where there the LA Gamer Expo has 30,000 people there.
Merrie: Lovin the breathy sound with the music! LOL WHOOSH!!!
NCISLARewatch: and hit with a radioactive brick.
Michael Saleh: [after being exposed to uranium] Sam, stay back! Stay back.
Sam Hanna: We're gonna get you to a hospital. Eric, I need an ambulance and a radiological team fast!
Michael Saleh: Sam, it's in the air. You shouldn't stay here. You should go.
Later in Ops Sam, Callen and Hetty watch Michael Saleh leave. He has probably gone back to the Sudan for the CIA mission. Sam tells Hetty that he is going also.
The NCIS team must determine whether a dishonorably discharged Marine is
the target of an international set-up or if he committed murder.
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NCISLARewatch:yes you do have a drawl Deeks
Merrie: Why does Callen listen to talk radio late at night
Don't you think it's strange that Callen's a talk radio guy? G. Callen:
Why's that? Marty Deeks:
I don't know. I've always kind of considered you more of a - you know a - TV static white noise type of guy. G. Callen:
I have no idea what you're talking about.
NCISLARewatch: Deeks he doesn't have a TV
Merrie: Yes Deeks you do have a drawl!
NCISLARewatch: Ganked? Who says that?
Merrie: must be surfer talk. or maybe geek talk...Fancier words and more syllables... yeah that sounds like Hetty.
NCISLARewatch:The boss is an ass.
Merrie: an assHAT, completely douchetastic
NCISLARewatch: Oh the lifeguard story….GAH
Merrie: The gross lifeguard story
NCISLARewatch: Coffee metaphor. He has a point Sam, you will get burned.
Merrie: And here we go with the innuendos regarding coffee and Sam's sex life
NCISLARewatch:yeah pointing your guns does a lot guys. they still got away
Merrie: Oh don't run kid... and you ran... sigh
NCISLARewatch: well at least he's alive.
Merrie: I'm wondering if he'd rather be dead than being interrogated by these two
Merrie: They are like the Hardy boys meets Bad Boys..
NCISLARewatch: Oh this poor guy they do not believe him.
Merrie: I think he has to many perfect answers for their questions... I didn't believe him either
Oh Sam... when are you going to learn... there are no coincedences.
NCISLARewatch:LOL! The look on his face when Sam started talking Japaneese
NCISLARewatchHubby: he has a drawl?
Merrie: LOL i know right!
[Watching surveillance video]
Wow. Good Samaritans do exist in LA, and he's cute too. You think he's a doctor? Eric Beale:
Just keep watching. Kensi Blye:
I'll never meet anyone, will I?... Really? You guys can't muster up a
"lots of fish in the sea" speech? No? All right, let's just concentrate
on the case.
NCISLARewatch: Oh Kensi you really think that the guys are going to give you the "fish in the sea" speech?
NCISLARewatchHubby: the guy wouldn't be tossing his weight around if he didn't have something to hide.
Merrie: Well it's not a Texan drawl but yes he does have a certain drawl to his speech. although it's not what I've heard actual surfers speak like.
Merrie: Um, Kensi you need to stop knocking things over to look like a real house keeper
Merrie:I LOVE how Deeks totally holds his ground!!! LOL
Merrie: And what the hell was that he said as the doors were closing???
There has to be something you can do about this. Henrietta 'Hetty' Lange:
Not if we want to keep our jobs. Director Vance has me on a *very* short
leash. He's even threatened to bring in an Assistant Director to
oversee West Coast Operations *just* to keep an eye on us.
Merrie: Granger reference right there
NCISLARewatch: I know! Even Hubby said something. We didn't even think about it at the time this aired.
Merrie: I know then all of a sudden he shows up in the boatshed
Merrie: Callen: "Who's more discrete than us?" Ahahahahahaha! Oh Callen who knew you were so funny! ;D
Merrie: HALL PASS!!! WOOHOO!!!
NCISLARewatch: LOL! Nell
Merrie: HEHEHE Japanese guy: I have my own plane. Nell: Hmm, lucky! Ahahahahaha! Love it!
NCISLARewatch: Snapping of the glove
Merrie: Deeks driving the luggage truck!!! He just kills me
NCISLARewatch: Callen in a box
Merrie: I'd take Callen in a box any day! Yumm-ie
NCISLARewatch:LOL! Callen do not look up
Merrie: LOL Love the look on Callens face when she drops those clothes!
NCISLARewatch: I have a pair a shoes that she is wearing. UNCONFORTABLE!
Merrie: Really? they look so comfortable too
NCISLARewatch: and they don't hear the door opening and shutting?
NCISLARewatchwait so that lady has a key to the bathroom? why didn't they just do that in the firstplace
Merrie: I think her father was trying to get back on her good side so he was giving her some time
Merrie: Eat, Pray, Lovesick LOL!
What about you? You ever regret not settling down - and having a family? Henrietta 'Hetty' Lange:
I think about it sometimes. Maybe when I'm older.
Henrietta 'Hetty' Lange:
And you? G. Callen:
I think I'll keep looking for mine first. Good night, Hetty. Henrietta 'Hetty' Lange:
Good night, Mr. Callen... Good night, Walter.