Week 32: Standoff

Originally Aired October 19, 2010

After a downtown Navy Recruitment Center is held hostage, Callen mediates with his ex-partner, Tracy Keller, to uncover information about a hijacked shipment of Spike missiles. (from IMDB.com)

Merrie: DEEKS!!!
Merrie: Sam in red shirt drink!!
NCISLARewatch: Uncle Marty?!?!?
Merrie: Beyond creepy!
NCISLARewatch: and the beginning of Darth Nell!
Merrie: See it's all Callen's and Sam's fault!!!
NCISLARewatch: but it was her idea!
Merrie: LOL Hetty!!! The kid is nice indeed!
Merrie EX-WIFE!!! WTF!!!
NCISLARewatch: I know!
NCISLARewatch: Sniper awareness course! LOL!! Good one Nell!
NCISLARewatch:  Deeks Hetty knows EVERYTHING!!!
Merrie: She looks like she's running away from home. Don't take candy from any strangers! LOL NELL!
NCISLARewatch: All over the Captains desk. EEEEWWWWW!!!!
Merrie: LOL, and again, EEEWWWWWW!
NCISLARewatch: Buddy. COD's characters name in Fried Green Tomatoes.
Merrie: Okay so Buddy is the distress word but he says it when they are talking
NCISLARewatch: OMG this woman is so full of it!!!
Merrie: Hehehe! The Elisabeth Taylor of partners!
NCISLARewatch: Kiss of death Kensi
 bad luck Blyte
Merrie: Dead guy Deeks! LOL That was so funny Deeks
NCISLARewatch: and again the woman is so full of it!!!
Merrie: Once they get her out what happens to his story line about the Brotherhood. They are white supremacists and then end up dealing with stolen government microchips. I was always confused about this storyline
Merrie: forensics Kensi, why don't we see this anymore???
NCISLARewatch: She basically lies to get her way. Yeah she told the truth from a certain point of view after a couple of times I would be locking her up.
NCISLARewatch:10 year rule?
Merrie: LOL what if she doesn't want to marry you after 10 years???
NCISLARewatch: meth-heads and dirty hookers.
Merrie: Okay either Deeks is reading an Arab or Hebrew book or he's randomly flipping the pages backwards.
Merrie:  And they had to put her in a white shirt {rolling eyes} typical
NCISLARewatch Hubby: why didn't they put the mic in her hair?
Merrie: good question...
NCISLARewatch Hubby: federal BANG agent!
Merrie: LIAR!!!!
Merrie:  And how does she know what the hell that means??? Come on guys!!!
NCISLARewatch: okay her shirt was totally dry
NCISLARewatch: really?!?!? Good Lord woman.
NCISLARewatch: a shirt with a zipper in the back? Who let her have that one?
Merrie: Dude wear a bra woman!
Merrie:  LOL if only it were white and the arms strapped around the back too
NCISLARewatch: okay I'm expecting her to cry now.
NCISLARewatch: back away Callen
NCISLARewatch: Buddy hated the beach! LOL!
Merrie: Roger that... really Kensi???
NCISLARewatch: okay why does this guy remind me of Russel Brand?
Merrie: I think this guy was in Firefly or maybe it was Serenity
Merrie: And did I ever tell you about my dream with Russel Brand, Renee F. Smith, friends from college and a BBQ in Jersey??? LOL it was hysterical!!!
NCISLARewatch: No you didn't
NCISLARewatch: BOOM!
Merrie: Wait who wrote this episode???
NCISLARewatch: I would be standing up saying "DUDE!!!"
Merrie: Nay I would have stood up and shot him!
Merrie:  then said "DUDE!!!!"
NCISLARewatch: um no they don't!
NCISLARewatch: Shane and Joseph C Wilson
NCISLARewatch:  Wait they actually shot the tires and NOT the driver?
Merrie: you mean Joey BOOM Wilson!!! LOL
NCISLARewatch: Yep!
NCISLARewatch: she does not owe him anything
Merrie: He was totally not into that kiss!
Merrie:  Oh no I hope Hetty can get out all those stains in Sam's RED shirt!!!
NCISLARewatch: aw...she named the boat BUDDY
NCISLARewatch: There's always another way.
NCISLARewatch: LOL!!! Sam!
Merrie: Ahaahahaaha! SAM!!!

Week 31 Little Angels

Originally aired Oct 12, 2010

Special Agent Sam Hanna decides to take on a case on the request of Security Specialist Commander Jason Remy. Even though out of NCIS jurisdiction, Sam has strong sympathies with the case and goes above and beyond to solve it.(From IMDB.com)


NCISLARewatch: when ever you are ready. Little Angels.
Merrie: Ready and... go
NCISLARewatch Hubby: The person who is videoing her should be beaten to death
Merrie: I have to say that this is one of my least favorite episodes.
NCISLARewatch: Mine too.
Merrie: Oh no, is he locking Princess Diva in a closet until she's 30??? ; )
NCISLARewatch: Yeah I think so.
Merrie: My dad said the same thing. LOL
NCISLARewatch: Oh crap...Claustrophobic....and I can't spell it.
Merrie: I don't remember the girl having blood on her hair
Merrie: Oh me too!!!
Merrie: Clowns like Deeks or clowns like ah...
NCISLARewatch: So if a terrorist pops on a red nose you're going to freeze up on me?
Merrie: Shaggy back hair Ahahahaha!
NCISLARewatch: Okay I'm laugh my ass off and I can't hear what is going on. Will have to go back and listen later.
Merrie: Ahhh, the guys haven't ganged up on Kensi in a while. sigh I think I need to have a little chat with Dave and Joey!!!
NCISLARewatch: I will always love the Gaga.
NCISLARewatch Oooh yes talk to them about that.
Merrie: I love the Gaga too Hetty!!!
NCISLARewatch: Holy crap Sam.
NCISLARewatch: Okay the FBI agent was on NCIS
Merrie: Claustrophobia to the max with this episode. I wonder if hey really were put into boxes to get the right reaction. Hmmm...
NCISLARewatch: They probably did.
NCISLARewatchGreat it's David from All My Children....
Merrie: Me thinks you watch too much TV lady! WHO???
NCISLARewatch: LOL!!
NCISLARewatchA guy on a soap I watched.
Merrie: Really? Douche bag, you're shit's all over the garage and you've never seen the car???
NCISLARewatch: I don't believe the wife.
Merrie: Wow I really can't stand this woman.
NCISLARewatch: Hetty help Callen out.
Merrie: Saw this guy in an episode of Charmed. God I loved that show!
NCISLARewatch: Crap. Sam is going to kill him. And brother is here.
Merrie: Oh Sam if were only it were that easy
NCISLARewatch: Yes shoot the tires! NOT THE PEOPLE!
Merrie: LOL NO shoot the tires AND THE PEOPLE!!!
NCISLARewatch: really? video? ew!
Merrie: Feeling a little blood thirsty tonight
MerrieWow those are REALLY fake!!!
NCISLARewatch: LOL!
Merrie: Why do some women think that is attractive. I mean there's fake, and then there's that!!! And why do some men find it so???
NCISLARewatch: I don't know.
Merrie: oops Callen slips
NCISLARewatch: it's the boys.
Merrie: Scary when you think about it.
NCISLARewatch: Yeah.
NCISLARewatch Poison Oak. Sam you were scratching your butt!  RUN!!!!
NCISLARewatchooh next episode is the Callen's ex-wife episode
Merrie: do they have poison Oak in Nicaragua???
NCISLARewatch: I don't know and I don't want to know. Ollie North.
Merrie: Oh and i don't think they have poison Oak in Nicaragua. it's not native to that area.
NCISLARewatch: LOL!!!

Special Delivery

 Episode 5 Special Delivery (Originally Aired October 5, 2010


 The NCIS team investigates the murder of a Marine with top-level security clearance after he is found dead and missing a hand in a Beverly Hills parking lot off Rodeo Drive.  (From IMDB.com)


NCISLARewatch: Ah Mall cops...
Merrie: Checkout Heidi and Spencer,
 Ooops dead guy missing a hand...
NCISLARewatch: EEEWWWW!!!
Merrie: His throat was slit there would be a lot more blood than that!!!
NCISLARewatch: yep.
Merrie: Ewww Kensi chews her straws!
NCISLARewatch: No clothes. Don't give her clothes.
 Oh my GOD Nell looks like a baby!!!
Oh GOD Nell!!! Don't do that to Hetty!
Merrie: LOL But she's the only one that can get away with it.
Oh Sam don't make a fool of yourself.
NCISLARewatch: No Sam
Quarterbacks also get all the blame!
Merrie: Not today it was the kicker that got the blame ; )
NCISLARewatch: LOL! Eric.
 Oh crap his glasses are off.
And the spell of Darth Nell has begins.....
Merrie: Barrett is too cut!!! Love him. And Renee too of course
 You have no idea what that little blue box does to a girl. That's right Kensi!!!
NCISLARewatch: Deeks I see a crock pot in your future...
 LOL!
$14000.00???
Merrie: Not Rupies... LOL come on Callen it's a bargin they're not giving it away.
NCISLARewatch: AH!!! a HAND!!!
 and a body.
Merrie: Oh Hetty I'm right there with you!!! I love writing with pen and paper.
NCISLARewatch: Don't scratch it Deeks.
 Don
Merrie: AHahahha! Oh Deeks! Does it shoot poisonous gas or anything cool! The watch i worth more than you are Deeks!
NCISLARewatch: Don't ask her just don't ask!
Merrie: Trouble in paradise
NCISLARewatch: Deeks NO!
Merrie: MY SWEET! Who says that????
NCISLARewatch: Deeks Word of the Episode: Princess!
Merrie: Princess?! Princess. LMAO
NCISLARewatch: LOL! Those losers in marketing are not going to believe we got reservations.
 And he runs.
NCISLARewatch Hubby: Should have shot him when he had the chance.
Merrie: How would they get in that house with out her knowing and why would she be so calm with 2 strangers in her house???
NCISLARewatch: With guns!
 I would not be calm.
Blood on the knife...that's not good.
Merrie: Wife didn't look too surprised to see the knife or necklace
NCISLARewatch: I know.
 "She does that" LOL Eric
Merrie: I loved Callen's reaction after Nell does that!
NCISLARewatch: Okay I would be taking the pencil and tossing it across the room. Gah! Deeks!
Merrie: Dogs go mad, people, people get angry.
 Ahahaha! me too!
NCISLARewatch: and for the second time this episode they have accused someone of doing something THEY DID NOT DO!
Merrie: Yeah I think they were PMSing this episode. ; )
NCISLARewatch: LOL!!!
NCISLARewatch Hubby: Where in the hell are they?! they are not in LA. LA is not close to the boarder.
Merrie: Dude Sam you drive a Challenger!!! Drive the dam car!!!
NCISLARewatch: and he's dead
Merrie: I always wonder that to? Cause it's 2 hours or more to San Diego and that's the only thing above Mexico
NCISLARewatch: Hubby: LOL!!! Nell
 No no deny it.
Merrie: Why would Kensi have that girls number in her phone? That never made any sense to me.
NCISLARewatch: You know I never noticed that.

Week 29: Boarderline

The NCIS team jumps into action when video surveillance footage shows an ambush on a humvee transporting Marines in the desert. Meanwhile, Nate returns from his mystery assignment. Written by CBS Publicity


NCISLARewatch: Never bring someones Mom to the conversation.
Merrie: LOL
NCISLARewatch: Crap they're in California!
Merrie: Ahahaha! Deeks!!!!
NCISLARewatch: The fridge? Really?!?
Merrie: our first view of Deeks as a homeless man! he just took it to the next level last week in Season 3!!!
Merrie: oh no Nate with a gun!!! Scary!!
NCISLARewatch Why does Nate have a gun?
Merrie: Did Sam just say h has a phallic obsession??? LMFAO!
NCISLARewatch: LOL!
Merrie: WTF! The hygene award??? Really?!?
NCISLARewatch: A sparkly clean one.
 LOL!
Merrie: OH no! Deeks keep your mouth shut!!!
NCISLARewatch: Really Deeks Really!?!?!
Merrie: Oh Deeks you really need to... SHUT UP!!! LMAO!
NCISLARewatch: Deeks SHUT UP!!! Bald head thing?!?
NCISLARewatchso does ringworm.
Merrie: Oh Deeks you are really not endearing yourself to Sam
Merrie: Ready to go for little ride? On the bikes, on the bikes. I didn't say anything!!
Merrie:Ahahaha! the Peoples Republic of None of Your Damn business!
NCISLARewatch: It's dangerous.
NCISLARewatch:Stop whining Deeks. Six years ago? Are you sure?
NCISLARewatch:Jaws of life? For a SNAKE?!?
NCISLARewatchReally guys basically not believing him and thinking he's the one?
Merrie: JJ in the tar pits!!!
Merrie: DON’T RUN
NCISLARewatch: He has a point when I was a kid everything was about quicksand.
NCISLARewatch: Why do they run?
Merrie: They always run. I think if they said "RUN, RUN NOW!!!' they might not!
Merrie:  AHAHAH! I will run you over with my car!!!
NCISLARewatch: they run because they know they're going to be shot!
NCISLARewatch: Nate that's a decision that she is probably secretly happy about because then you won't be digging around Callen's past.
NCISLARewatch: I wonder if that was when Sam was shot and Hetty got the bullet out.
Merrie: What's the safe word? Headlock. Really? How do you use Headlock in a sentence? I wasn't planning on using it! LOL
Merrie:Yeah, EXTRA COOL!!!
NCISLARewatch: "Um here he comes I'll call you right back."
Merrie:Hubby says pretty good he took out four guys. My answer... He's Sam!
NCISLARewatch: Malibu Ken. LOL!
Merrie: Hubby: are these two just going to drive around dirt biking all day? Aren't they going to do something??? Me: They're looking cute! That's something!
NCISLARewatch: Melinda in accounting red head with freckles.
NCISLARewatch:Donald Wexling...AKA Cameron Fry from Ferris Buller.
Merrie: AHAHAHAHA! Hubby said he would use Ferris Buller as a safe word and I totally didn't get it unitl I just remembered hat Cameron is in this episode! LOLOLOLOLOL SO BLONDE!!!!
Merrie: I want to know how, if Deeks is such a 'City Boy', does he know how to drive a dirt bike??? You can't just jump on one of them and go... I'd bust my ass if I tried! ;)
NCISLARewatch: I know me too!
NCISLARewatch: This thing will be done in 10 minutes!
Merrie: They have a grenade launcher? That's so much worse then the endin of Sundance!
Merrie: I'm sorry my dad didn't spend the weekends teaching me to be Jason Bourne! Aahaha
NCISLARewatch: LOL!!! He can't hot wire a car?!?!?!
NCISLARewatch: and things go BOOM!
Merrie: Do we know who wrote this episode???
NCISLARewatch: I'll have to check...
Merrie: I didn't pay attention before the show started.
Merrie: You know he does have a point. Cameron I mean
NCISLARewatch: I know.
NCISLARewatch: Looks like Shane and R. Scott Grimmill wrote this episode
NCISLARewatch: Stop it Nate you're going to make Hetty cry.
Merrie: Urick? LOL it sounded cool at the time.
Merrie: Oh no Nate don't go!!!
NCISLARewatch: Bye Nate.