Empty Quiver

"Empty Quiver" Season 2 Episode 16 (Originally aired February 15, 2011)

Suspicious of an undercover venture involving a deal between corrupt cops and military personnel, Callen and Sam try to expose the illegal operation by posing as California highway patrol officers. Written by CBS Publicity


Now this is a Dave ep.
Merrie: Sam is a little scary...
NCISLARewatch: Yeah..
NCISLARewatch:  No Hetty. LOL!
NCISLARewatch:Yeah Paul's dead.
NCISLARewatch:Really Kensi?
NCISLARewatch:  It is true!
NCISLARewatch: LOL I set Hubby's clocks 15 minutes fast.
Merrie: Hubby: How long do you think he sat there before they got there? And then he had to die right then? I would have written in blood who killed me if I was just lying there! LOL
NCISLARewatch: Flavored wha? no no ick
Merrie: Um... Yuck!
NCISLARewatch: Yes he is mocking you Deeks.
Merrie: Baa Ach Tun 13... LOL
NCISLARewatch: am I ahead of you?
Merrie: no I'm just slow on the typing right now
NCISLARewatch: Okay. just making sure. ;b
Merrie: Yeah, just a little tired today ;P
Merrie: Oh no Sam... all married couple here we go!
NCISLARewatch: LOL!
Merrie: Those boots are fugly!!!
Merrie: Yes Kensi... THE MOST SERIOUS!!!
NCISLARewatch: Really Nell?
Merrie: What does Nell know about humor???
NCISLARewatch:: Blood on the wall not a good sign
NCISLARewatch:Really they got hit there? What was the first sign? oh right BLOOD!
Merrie: Really Kensi??? A 5 year old could have figured that out!
NCISLARewatch:: Eric...
NCISLARewatch:Deeks really?
NCISLARewatch:  First date? Really?
Merrie: We call them Juice bars in Jersey... I've been to both kinds... not with Hubby... :o
NCISLARewatch: Holy --
NCISLARewatch:  Well someone is there.
Merrie: Go Sam!!!
NCISLARewatch: I love that look from Sam. The look of "Good Freaking GOD woman!"
Merrie: Callen and Sam at a bikini bar... Ahahahahaha!
Merrie:Deeks: All the dancers know and love me...
NCISLARewatch: I know a girl name Patience.
NCISLARewatch:Great Frat boy is here.
NCISLARewatch:  HA HA HA!!! Thank you Sam!
Merrie: LOL, "We're in." Of course you are gentlemen!
NCISLARewatch: Locker cam!
Merrie: Drink! LOL
NCISLARewatch:  I'm hungry, but I don't know what I want to eat. :/
NCISLARewatch: Hey those are the guys from the night before. Hmmm. I think this is a trap!
Merrie: LOVE THIS SONG!!!!
NCISLARewatch: Do we drink because Sam was shot but he's okay?
Merrie: yeah drink 3
NCISLARewatch: I need to get a copy of this song.
Merrie: I'll send you mine.
NCISLARewatch: BOOM!!!
NCISLARewatch: Drink
Merrie: Looks like the who plan went FUBAR
NCISLARewatch: Yep.
Merrie: Hehehe! I soooo love Deeks!!!
Merrie:Yikes!
NCISLARewatch:Boys Momma will protect you now go find that nuke!
Merrie: A mother always protects her children Sam... no matter what the odds are.
NCISLARewatch: Banana's yep.
NCISLARewatch:  Callen don't do this!
NCISLARewatch: Still please tell her!
NCISLARewatch:I would take notice too.
NCISLARewatch:Oh crap Hetty is pissed
Merrie: Kids... you fucked up!!
Merrie:You go Kensi!
NCISLARewatch: Very Personal. Good job Sam
Merrie: OMG!!! I LOVE THIS ENDING!!!
Merrie:  DAMN GIRL!
Merrie:  DO IT ERIC!!!
Merrie:  WOOHOO!
Merrie:I BROKE THE INTERNET!!!
NCISLARewatch: I BROKE THE INTERNET!!!!!
NCISLARewatch:  DRINK!!!
NCISLARewatch:  Oh Deeks you should not have fallen for THAT!
NCISLARewatch: You're a loser! LOL!
Merrie: Kensi: The whole internet? Deeks: Even Twitter?
NCISLARewatch: Even Twitter? LOL!
Merrie: And that line was all Mr. Olsen... Dave told me he couldn't lay claim to that b/c Eric is so good with improv
NCISLARewatch: That time? What time? Come on Nell go with it.
NCISLARewatch:Okay that laugh is scaring the crap out of me.
Merrie: Eric is trying so hard not to laugh at her!! LOL
Merrie:  I think she should stop shoveling that crap into her pie hole!
NCISLARewatch: LMAO!!!!
Merrie: LOL
NCISLARewatch Hubby: Hoo Wee!

Tin Soliders

"Tin Soldiers" Season 2 episode Episode 15 (Originally Aired February 8, 2011
 
After Callen catches a man breaking into his house, a former KGB operative leads the NCIS team to a shipment of counterfeit computer chips entering the United States. Written by CBS Publicity

NCISLARewatch: So this episode is the one that got me back watching the show.
Merrie: GAH! I hate these "Previously on NCIS: Los Angeles..."
NCISLARewatch: Also that I remembered that COD was ON the show and I had been stuck in the house for a week because of the snow in Texas.
NCISLARewatch Hubby: This isn't Ice Age....leaves room
NCISLARewatch: SEAL thing with Sam!
Merrie: Hubby: Enters room with basket of laundry... Me: Can you make popcorn... Hubby: (sigh) sure Me: :)
NCISLARewatch: Nag nag nag! Oh...body in the trunk
NCISLARewatch: Deeks I agree with Kensi
Merrie: I think you're a head of me
NCISLARewatch: crap. where are you?
Merrie: hopeless romantic
Merrie: you're just hopeless
NCISLARewatch: tell me when your at TJ hooker
Merrie: now
NCISLARewatch: Okay
NCISLARewatch:  LOL!
NCISLARewatch:  Shaggy from scooby doo! LOL!!!
Merrie: Shaggy from Scooby doo! AHahahaha!
NCISLARewatch:Okay Deeks giving her that look about nothing to steal!
Merrie: ARKADY!!!
NCISLARewatch: Okay why didn't he just call? I think he's the one who contacted Hetty that Callen and Amy were in the US.
NCISLARewatch:Nell! LOL!
Merrie: Oh Nell, you need to tone down the scarcasm!
NCISLARewatch: Hetty doesn't believe him.
NCISLARewatch: She has a point Callen.
Merrie: That's because Hetty is smarter than him!
Merrie:  Hehehe, I gotta get out more! Oh Callen, yes you do!
NCISLARewatch: yep!
NCISLARewatch:DEEKS! LOL!!!
Both of Us: You like kittens, long walks in the rain, and Barry Manilow. LOL!
NCISLARewatch: I have to leave before the trouble starts....
NCISLARewatch:Hubby: He's totally looking up her dress
Merrie: Oh Deeks... "This club sucks!" Ahhahaha!
NCISLARewatch:Deeks he's going to kill you!
NCISLARewatch: You want a hug!
NCISLARewatch: yes she is Callen.
Merrie: Esme... another Twilight reference... blech...
NCISLARewatch:: I swear i know this song that is playing in the background!
NCISLARewatch:  Twilight BLECH!
NCISLARewatch:  I taught the kids to say 'Vampires don't sparkle!"
Merrie: Anne Rice is going to be at the NYComicCon! I so want to go!!!
 Okay back on track now...
NCISLARewatch: Okay and we have a dead guy.
Merrie: Hey he knows the gypsies!!! We should send the kiddles to him!!! xD
NCISLARewatch: LOL!
NCISLARewatch:Why doesn't Kensi say to Niko "You had the crap beaten out of you!"
Merrie: Niko is hubby's nick name with his family... and that's a good question.
NCISLARewatch: You can see a bruise on him!
NCISLARewatch: my GOD that guy has big ears!
Merrie: okay so who is this guy working for???
NCISLARewatch: I don't think they ever explained that. They also never explained why the guy who Callen found was dead.
NCISLARewatch: Oops Nell gets caught!
Merrie: They actually just said that he was working for Niki
 Oops Niko
Merrie: Awwww, Deeks is MapQuest and Kensi is Wikipedia! So sweet! ;)
Merrie:Hehehe! You'd be doing me a favor!
NCISLARewatch: Caught by Momma!
Merrie: Oh crap Kensi
Merrie: Just drive. Not too close
Merrie: That sexy enough for you?
NCISLARewatch: How in the HELL does he know that he was at the cemetery?
NCISLARewatch: Great a common enemy that is now shooting at them.
NCISLARewatch: Married couple mode
Merrie: Hubby: is that car bullet proof? Me; um I don't know. Hubby: I want Myth Busters to check that out. Are car doors really bullet proof?
Merrie: Drink!
NCISLARewatch:LOL! I wondered the same thing too!
NCISLARewatch: Just not together
Merrie: LOL! I just pretend that everything that happens in movies and TV is complete reality! xD
NCISLARewatch:: Beer and Chinese food
Merrie: Callen stop, it's Hetty. She brought you a plant.
NCISLARewatch:Stop looking into it I'm trying to protect you boy!
Merrie: Oh sure Hetty, it's easy for you to say that, you know all about Callen's past.
NCISLARewatch I need one of those plants.
NCISLARewatch: Oh I forgot one COD's son was in this episode!
NCISLARewatch DRINK!
NCISLARewatch: HOOO-WEEE!
Merrie: LOL, Yeah and I even mentioned that to hubby too. I'll drink 2 for that slip.
NCISLARewatch: Next one is a Dave one!

Lock Up

Lockup season 2 episode 14 (Originally aired February 1,2011) 

Sam goes undercover as a prisoner to track down a terrorist group responsible for several bombings around the world. Written by CBS Publicity

NCISLARewatch: I think I've only seen this episode like three times.
Merrie: I think I've only seen it twice but I know Deeks is in his underwear in it!!! xD
NCISLARewatch: wait...what?
Merrie: uh-oh Kensi looks upset
Merrie: Let her eat her feelings in peace! Ahahahahaha! Gotta love Sam!
NCISLARewatch: oh crap Sam is not going to be happy
Merrie: I'm beginning to wonder if Sam is ever happy?? Unless of course he's making fun of G or Deeks! ;)
NCISLARewatch:Yeah.
NCISLARewatch:Camera at the cemetery.
Merrie: Oh no what's that Callen??? Flashbacks... toy soldier... hmmmm...
NCISLARewatch:Gee I wonder why she would be there.
NCISLARewatch:  Now I want to know who was there! They never explained that.
Merrie: No they didn't. LOL Hubby just said the same thing to me! He said great minds think alike...
Merrie:  NATE!!!!!
NCISLARewatch: Still doesn't make Sam feel any better.
Merrie: I love when they use the term shell company yet they don't explain what that means to the viewers who may not know...
NCISLARewatch: Not even a postcard. Well he was in the Republic of None of Your Damn Business. It's a dangerous place
NCISLARewatch:  Brother?!
NCISLARewatch:  Special friend? Phil!
Merrie: Phil...ipa, Philippa, gotta love those Brits!
NCISLARewatch:Why is it every time they look for information NO ONE is there! I would LOVE to see someone there and them not moving.
Merrie: I know right?! They're just so terribly lucky that no one is ever there
Merrie:  OH NO! TWO DAYS TO STOP A TRUCK BOMB!!! ONLY TWO DAYS!!!
NCISLARewatch: LOL!
Merrie:  Kensi kick him and get back the donut!
Merrie: "A moment on the lips, a lifetime on the hips. I don't even know what that means!" Gotta love Deeks and Kensi
Merrie:Is this when Kensi runs over the van?
Merrie:  Yup??
NCISLARewatch: Really? A machine gun isn't just a little excessive?
NCISLARewatch: You look fat in those jeans!
NCISLARewatch: and he's dead
Merrie: Come on Deeks be courageous! LOL
NCISLARewatch: Okay another thing that they NEVER mention how Nate knows Nell.
Merrie: Did he just say "Careful Eric will get jealous?" or am I just hearing things?
NCISLARewatch: He said that.
Merrie: Was he talking about Eric or did he slip and say Eric instead of Marty???
NCISLARewatch: I don't know.
NCISLARewatch:  I think there is going to be a fight.
Merrie: Why do they need audio when Kensi is a lip reader???
NCISLARewatch: worse trying to eavesdrop EVER
Merrie: Well it was Eric staging it...

NCISLARewatch: okay where did they get the blood?
NCISLARewatch:Whoa Nate!
Merrie: Oh Nate you are so not cut out of this, you're supposed to be the good guy!!!
Merrie: Hide there with the dead body that's not really dead... rolling eyes
NCISLARewatch: Deeks in boxers
Merrie: Ahahahahaha! I love how he even leaves Kensi her hat but Deeks is almost naked!
Merrie:OMW! Deeks with no shirt in boxers... now that's a pretty sight
NCISLARewatch: that hotel looks familiar. I think that was the one with the Freaking Psycho.
Merrie: Freaking Psycho???
NCISLARewatch: Last episode season 3
Merrie: Oh... that Freaking Psycho...
NCISLARewatch: okay did he NOT feel that spray on him?
Merrie: No sense, no feeling??
Merrie:I think that was really the worst writing. Really that's how Sam reacts to his friend and for all intents and purposes his little brother is murdered???
NCISLARewatch: Yeah.
NCISLARewatch: I should be pissed at Hetty for letting him go.
Merrie: I wonder where Chris O'Donnell was during this episode???
NCISLARewatch:: I think he was filming A Little Help.